Music To Swear By

Episode 60- Who’s at the Helm?

musictoswearby — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:38:24 +0000

The neighbors take a moment to remember Levon Helm then digress into mayhem.

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Episode 59- Late Patrick’s Day

musictoswearby — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:59:44 +0000

I know it’s nearly Easter but godammit, these neighbors haven’t finished celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day yet! Music provided by the Irish.

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Thin Lizzy

Dropkick Murphys

House of Pain

Episode 58 - Fuck Salad, you Racist

musictoswearby — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 02:56:00 +0000

Mike D’Antoni suffers heart attack while eating a triple bypass burger and listening to Music To Swear By. Featuring culturally sensitive music from Das Racist, the Beastie Boys going punk, and Ween being batshit crazy. I know - it makes no sense, but its got a good beat and I can dance to it.

Most Honorable Links

Das Racist

Dio

Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

The Beastie Boys

Ween

Episode 57- I Hate You Man

musictoswearby — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 04:51:28 +0000

Tony hates neighbor Paul and neighbor Dave. Luckily the Supersuckers have a song about that!

Most Honorable Links

SuperSuckers

Ike Reilley

Busdriver

Episode 56 - I Love You Man

musictoswearby — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:06:29 +0000

Sorry for the wait, but we’re back with another solid 20 minutes of man love - Lil Wayne, a ukulele song about acid and Tony phones it in.

Most Honorable Links:

George Formby - When I’m on Acid

Lil Wayne - Stunnin Like my Daddy

Bearbot - Stuntin Like My Only Swearing

tUnE-YaRdS - Es-So

Episode 55- Gag Me With a Spoon

musictoswearby — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:04:05 +0000

Paul teaches the guys how to talk funny and then shows them a video of a drag queen. Neighbors everywhere are stunned.

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Episode 54 - Mozart Occupies Wallstreet

musictoswearby — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:32:06 +0000

Tony throws his two cents into the Occupy Wall Street debate. Then things get weird when Paul plays a song by Mozart about ass licking. None of that can hold a fuck shit stack to Reggie Watts or Mike Watt. This the season.

Most Honorable Links

Nazareth - Hair of the Dog

Mozart - Leck Mich Im Arsch

Jack White and the Insane Clown Posse

The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army

Street Sweeper Social Club - The New Fuck You

Reggie Watts - Fuck Shit Stack

Mike Watt - Against the 70s

Mike Watt E-Ticket Ride

Mike Watt - Maggot Brain

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

Episode 53- Guilty Pleasures

musictoswearby — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 06:08:43 +0000

Don’t act like you don’t love this shit! The guys play songs that should’ve stayed hidden on the hard drive including Madonna, Taco, and Rick Springfield.

Most Honerable Links

Rick Springfield

Eamon

My Chemical Romance

Episode 52 - Theme Throwdown - The Michael Bolton Rebellion

musictoswearby — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:42:28 +0000

Dave pisses Tony off by playing Michael Fucking Bolton (yes he swears). Tony answers with Jimi Hendrix, Paul professes love for Natalie Portman, and Brett…well is Brett.

Most Honorable Links:

Miss South Carolina 2007

Episode 51- Punk Post

musictoswearby — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 23:26:52 +0000

Paul and Tony discuss how punk rock begat punk rock. Neighbor Brett plays the Urban Dictionary Made Up Word game.

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Episode 50- Contagion and Rise of the Planet of the Apes can suck my hairy, sweaty balls!

musictoswearby — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 19:37:59 +0000

Paul and Dave record an episode of Movies to Swear By. They discuss their traumatic experiences seeing Contagion and Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Along the way they manage to play a monkey and a disease song. Spoiler Alert - both movies suck balls.

Most Honorable Links

Cole Smithey

Steve Poltz

Jackie Q

Episode 49- Houseboat Part 2

musictoswearby — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:23:34 +0000

The second podcast from the neighborhood fishing trip. Paul describes how he panicked twice and Tony plays a wildly blasphemous song. We should repent.

-Most Honorable Links-

Superchunk

Clyde and Clem’s Whiskey Business

Sims

Episode 48- Beats, Rhymes, & Bullshit. A Podcast About A Tribe Called Quest

musictoswearby — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 05:57:56 +0000

Dave and Paul leave the safety of the neighborhood to see a movie about A Tribe Called Quest.

-Most Honorable Links-

Beats, Rhymes, & Life… the movie

A Tribe Called Quest website

Episode 47- Housboat Part 1

musictoswearby — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 07:04:42 +0000

The neighbors embark on their 2nd annual houseboat fishing trip. Paul talks smart for a while, then Tony’s ass ruins another podcast.

-Most Honorable Links-

Inside the Meat Lab

Episode 46- Smells Like Teen Spirit

musictoswearby — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 08:35:34 +0000

Neighbor Brett makes a cameo appearance as Dave and Tony feud over who can find the best Nirvana cover song. Eventually Tony shuts down the whole podcast by farting.

Episode 45- Gil Scott Heron

musictoswearby — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 23:36:38 +0000

The neighbors set out in a canoe to pay homage to the late Gill Scott Heron. Tony demands respect from neighbor Paul. Neighbor Paul is amused.

-Most Honorable Links-

Gil Scott Heron website

Superdubya

Paul Attacks

musictoswearby — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 14:52:05 +0000

Tony is ambushed by the rabid east coaster while innocently showing off for the neighbors.

Episode 44- The Rockford Mules

musictoswearby — Thu, 26 May 2011 08:31:56 +0000

The neighbors hang out with the riff rock powerhouse known as The Rockford Mules. Listen as they describe what it’s like to be “a hot Karl of rock and roll success”.

-Most Honorable Links-

The Rockford Mules

Video for “Ma They Broke Me”

Episode 43 and a half- Deck Destroyers

musictoswearby — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:57:14 +0000

Time lapse video of the guys tearing shit up as mentioned in episode 43. Paul rips Tony’s pants off. Music by Girl Talk

Episode 43- The Barn’s on Fire

musictoswearby — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 14:31:29 +0000

Neighbors Paul & Dave use big words that Tony doesn’t understand. How to masturbate with a banana.

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McLuskyp>

Drunk Driversp>

The Rockford Mulesp>

Episode 42- Another Day in the Neighborhood

musictoswearby — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 13:57:27 +0000

Tony apologizes to Liz Phair, Paul professes that he parented a poem, and neighbor Dave tells the most disgusting barf story to date.

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Badass Honey Badgerp>

Soul Positionp>

Episode 41- Lust

musictoswearby — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:26:54 +0000

Neighbors play songs about everybody’s favorite capital sin and teach Tony how to wipe his ass. No joke, they LITERALLY teach Tony how to wipe his ass.

Episode 40- Sin Semilla

musictoswearby — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 07:14:01 +0000

Neighbors Dave and Tony mellow the fuck out, listen to reggae music, and poke fun at jamaican dudes.

Episode 39- Valentine 2011

musictoswearby — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 15:49:35 +0000

Three married men huddle in a tree fort the day before Valentine’s day. One of them is absurdly drunk.

Episode 38- Feeling Euphoric

musictoswearby — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:03:52 +0000

Neighbors Paul & Dave fuck with Tony. Iggy Pop’s drummer gets hit by a car.

Episode 37- It’s All About The Music

musictoswearby — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 14:33:15 +0000

Neighbors Paul, Dave, and Tony sneak indoors to drink grain alcohol and play 6 songs.

Technical Difficulties

musictoswearby — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 17:16:17 +0000

We’ve encountered some catastrophic computer problems and as a result, the only thing left from last week’s recording is this picture of neighbor Paul dancing with PJ Harvey in the fort. Click on Paul’s left hand to go back & listen to one of our all time favorites while we get something in the can.

Episode 36- Merry F@cking Christmas

musictoswearby — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 04:31:20 +0000

Neighbors Paul and Dave play Christmas music containing profanity. Tony ruins Christmas for a 9 year old boy.

Episode 35- The Clowncast

musictoswearby — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 15:51:00 +0000

The neighbors gather to discuss famous alcoholic clowns. Jack Black drops by the fort.

Episode 34- The Sportscast

musictoswearby — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 19:54:20 +0000

Neighbor Paul and neighbor Dave hijack the show to talk about profanity & professional sports. Special commentary by Paul’s pretzels.

Episode 33- Hip Hop and Stoner Metal

musictoswearby — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 18:46:44 +0000

The boys push their intellectual limits to find out what catholics hate more… same sex marriage, genetically modified salmon, or poop stories.

Episode 32- The FCC Nazis

musictoswearby — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 18:17:36 +0000

Tony fixes a car, Paul rages against the machine, and Dave needs to shave.

Episode 31 and a half- Paul’s Rant

musictoswearby — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 06:35:57 +0000

Neighbor Paul goes mental after everyone fails to show up for the podcast.

Episode 31- Homeless

musictoswearby — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 02:51:20 +0000

Neighbor Brett, neighbor Dave, and Tony find that they have no place to podcast after attending a midget wrestling match. Special appearance by the police.

Episode 30- Dead Burritos and Axl Rose

musictoswearby — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 16:48:22 +0000

Are dead burrito jokes ever appropriate? Was Axl Rose ever cool? This episode is guaranteed to offend most of the people, all of the time. Special appearance by Dick Phat.